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DAILY JOKE (#80)
Q: Why shouldn't you believe someone in bed?
A: They are lying!!!
WEEKLY/MONTHLY POEMS
Children (View on another page)
Some are smart,
Some like to take part,
Some are thin,
They like to win,
Some are dumb,
And think that they are missing a thumb.
Some like to draw,
And some of them like to learn about the war.
Some like tests,
Unlike others who like to have rests.
Some like going to school,
And some splash about all day in the pool.
Some are girls, some are boys,
Most of them like to play with toys.
Some are bad and they make people sad,
Some are good,
And some were a hood.
Some like to read,
And everyday they do a good deed.
Some get in fights,
And some are scared of heights.
By Holly Holloway
Teachers
Some are lazy,
Some are crazy.
Most of them are nice,
Some hate mice,
Some give you a ride from school,
Some let you sit on their stool,
Most are tall,
But some are small,
Some are nasty,
Some like a cheese pasty,
Some are sassy,
Some are gassie,
Some love working at school,
And othr teachers think their cool (but their not!)
I like teachers (apart from if their strict)
I go and cry to them if I've been kicked.
Some teachers make children laugh and smile and some don't,
When they ask children to clean or help out they class they say "I WONT!"
By Jamie Langley
Katie Beth-sue
There once was a girl named Katie Beth-sue,
who had hair of gold and eyes of blue.
She picked flowers by day fed the hungry by night,
she was thoughtful and kind and did everything right.
She lived near the shour in a wig little hut with a smile on her face and a sore on her but!
Her nose was enormous, her ears were humungous,
she had bad breath and underarm fungus!
She had a mouth of a dog and a nose pig,
her pants were to small and her bra was to big!
She wore glasses so large they were windshield wipers,
and under her dresses were fluffy white dipers!
She was mean and abnoxious and always quite rude,
she went to her high school dance in the nude!
Since she never wore shoes she had many of blister,
people wold ask her "Whats wrong with you sister!"
Her teeth were so yellow they looked like the sun,
her bum was so big it was a hot crossed bun!
When she went on holiday she never came back,
she said it was because her mom gave her a whack!
By Jamie Langley.
Click here to watch Katie Beth-sue.
http://www.youtube.com/v/NJTUY3vidX8?version=3"
